radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

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oitnbfanblog:

this scene omg

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neon-vagina:

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gnarly:

robinnnnnnnnnnn:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

OH MY GOD

I AM NOT OKAY

WHAT IF I DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS TOMORROW OMG

kellydarkson same

dougdebonet:

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therealbarbielifts:

officialfrenchtoast:

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This is so cute 😍

Oommgggggg

goals

Rad

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